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Mess hall
$29.00
The Mess Hall: Squirrel Picnic Table Mission Kit
Pull up a chair—the troops are hungry!
The Mess Hall is the most social unit in the Nutty Squirrel Division lineup. This is not just a feeder; it is a front-row seat to the best show in the neighborhood.
Hand-crafted with a rugged, hand-burnished finish, this miniature picnic table is designed to give your backyard neighbors a dignified place to dine while providing you with endless photo opportunities.
The Full Ration Kit Includes:
• The Mess Hall Station: A sturdy, hand-etched wooden picnic table featuring the official Nutty Squirrel Division seal.
• Provisions: One premium, pre-drilled whole corn cob for immediate deployment.
• Division Gear: One exclusive Bark & Wag vinyl sticker to mark your territory.
• Ready to Deploy: No tools required for the corn—our pre-drilled cobs allow for "plug and play" feeding the moment you unbox.
• Rugged Construction: Built from quality wood to withstand the elements and heavy squirrel traffic.
Product Specifications:
• Material: Sustainable wood with a hand-burnished finish.
• Mounting: Versatile flat-base design for tables/railings, or easily mountable to trees and posts.
• Price: $29.00
"Serious about being nutty. Providing premium comfort for your backyard neighbors."
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