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Cob commander
$19.00
Cob Commander: The Essential Squirrel Mission Kit
Establish your first backyard outpost with the Cob Commander. This all-in-one unit is the official entry point into the Nutty Squirrel Division, providing a rugged, reliable way to keep your local "troops" fed and entertained.
Designed for those who are serious about being nutty, the Cob Commander combines handmade craftsmanship with a no-nonsense design that gets the job done.
The Deployment Bundle Includes:
• The Commander Station: A hand-etched wooden corn holder featuring the official Nutty Squirrel Division seal.
• Fresh Rations: One premium, pre-drilled whole corn cob—ready for immediate setup.
• Division Badge: One exclusive Bark & Wag vinyl sticker to show your support for the squad.
Why the Commander?
• Hand-Etched Quality: Every unit features our deep-etched branding on real wood for a professional, rustic look.
• Instant Action: We have done the hard work for you—the included corn is pre-drilled to slide right onto the station.
• Tough Construction: Built to withstand the elements and the most aggressive squirrel recon missions.
• Unbeatable Value: A high-end, hand-finished gift set for under $20.
Product Specifications
• Material: Sustainable wood with a hand-burnished finish.
• Mounting: Mounts in seconds to any tree, fence post, or deck railing.
• Price: $19.00
"Serious about being nutty. Providing premium comfort for your backyard neighbors."
14k and 18k Solid Gold
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