Captain's Chair | The VIP Seat of the Nutty Squirrel Division
Every backyard has a chain of command. And at the top of that chain sits the Captain — relaxing in style, corn cob in hand, surveying the territory from the most comfortable seat in the yard.
Introducing the Captain's Chair — the most luxurious unit in the Nutty Squirrel Division lineup. This hand-crafted mini Adirondack chair gives your backyard officers the five-star dining experience they deserve, while giving you a front-row seat to the best show in the neighborhood.
Hand-crafted with pride and featuring the official Bark & Wag Nutty Squirrel Division seal burned directly into the backrest, the Captain's Chair is built for those who take their backyard wildlife seriously.
What's in the Box?
Every Captain's Chair unit ships fully equipped and ready for immediate deployment:
• The Captain's Chair — a hand-crafted mini Adirondack chair featuring the official Nutty Squirrel Division seal burned into the backrest. Built from sustainable wood with a natural finish.
• Rations — one premium, pre-drilled Nebraska corn cob, ready to mount the second it arrives.
• Division Gear — one exclusive Bark & Wag Nutty Squirrel Division vinyl sticker to mark your territory.
Product Features:
• VIP Design — the Adirondack style chair with built-in corn cob holder gives your backyard squirrels a dining experience like no other
• Hand-Burned Branding — the official Nutty Squirrel Division seal is burned directly into the backrest for a rugged, one-of-a-kind look
• Photo-Ready — set it up, load the corn cob, and watch the show. Every visit is a photo opportunity
• Instant Setup — the included pre-drilled corn cob makes deployment faster than a squirrel raiding a bird feeder
• Artisan Crafted — every Captain's Chair is hand-crafted ensuring no two are exactly alike
• Weather-Ready — built to handle the elements while providing a sturdy, comfortable seat for your furry backyard officers
Specifications:
• Material: Sustainable wood with natural finish
• Branding: Hand-burned Nutty Squirrel Division seal on backrest
• Includes: Captain's Chair, one pre-drilled corn cob, one Bark & Wag vinyl sticker
• Installation: Flat base design — place on deck, railing, fence post or anywhere your squirrels like to hang out
• Price: $35.00
The Captain's Chair pairs perfectly with the Cob Commander ($24) and the Mess Hall ($29) to create the ultimate Nutty Squirrel Division backyard headquarters.
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