{"product_id":"captains-chair","title":"Captain’s Chair","description":"\u003cp\u003eCaptain's Chair | The VIP Seat of the Nutty Squirrel Division\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery backyard has a chain of command. And at the top of that chain sits the Captain — relaxing in style, corn cob in hand, surveying the territory from the most comfortable seat in the yard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Captain's Chair — the most luxurious unit in the Nutty Squirrel Division lineup. This hand-crafted mini Adirondack chair gives your backyard officers the five-star dining experience they deserve, while giving you a front-row seat to the best show in the neighborhood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-crafted with pride and featuring the official Bark \u0026amp; Wag Nutty Squirrel Division seal burned directly into the backrest, the Captain's Chair is built for those who take their backyard wildlife seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat's in the Box?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Captain's Chair unit ships fully equipped and ready for immediate deployment:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• The Captain's Chair — a hand-crafted mini Adirondack chair featuring the official Nutty Squirrel Division seal burned into the backrest. Built from sustainable wood with a natural finish.\u003cbr\u003e• Rations — one premium, pre-drilled Nebraska corn cob, ready to mount the second it arrives.\u003cbr\u003e• Division Gear — one exclusive Bark \u0026amp; Wag Nutty Squirrel Division vinyl sticker to mark your territory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• VIP Design — the Adirondack style chair with built-in corn cob holder gives your backyard squirrels a dining experience like no other\u003cbr\u003e• Hand-Burned Branding — the official Nutty Squirrel Division seal is burned directly into the backrest for a rugged, one-of-a-kind look\u003cbr\u003e• Photo-Ready — set it up, load the corn cob, and watch the show. Every visit is a photo opportunity\u003cbr\u003e• Instant Setup — the included pre-drilled corn cob makes deployment faster than a squirrel raiding a bird feeder\u003cbr\u003e• Artisan Crafted — every Captain's Chair is hand-crafted ensuring no two are exactly alike\u003cbr\u003e• Weather-Ready — built to handle the elements while providing a sturdy, comfortable seat for your furry backyard officers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Material: Sustainable wood with natural finish\u003cbr\u003e• Branding: Hand-burned Nutty Squirrel Division seal on backrest\u003cbr\u003e• Includes: Captain's Chair, one pre-drilled corn cob, one Bark \u0026amp; Wag vinyl sticker\u003cbr\u003e• Installation: Flat base design — place on deck, railing, fence post or anywhere your squirrels like to hang out\u003cbr\u003e• Price: $35.00\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Captain's Chair pairs perfectly with the Cob Commander ($24) and the Mess Hall ($29) to create the ultimate Nutty Squirrel Division backyard headquarters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop the full Nutty Squirrel Division collection at Bark \u0026amp; Wag!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bark \u0026 Wag ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48228886216874,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/4800\/5034\/files\/IMG-0135.png?v=1776624466","url":"https:\/\/barknwag.com\/products\/captains-chair","provider":"Bark \u0026 Wag ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}